It's True.. I'm still alive

So apparently nobody thinks I'm alive because i haven't put a picture on my blog.. So i am going to show everyone my 1 month beard! Ya so what if this took me a month, and its a little patchy! I think its pure sex! p.s I'm watching 8 mile and its a pretty sweet show.. I think it's time to bring eminem back!!

Wow

Hello everyone, I am sitting around its almost midnight and im not tired so i thought id write a little post that has been on my mind lately. I was just on msn and saw that McCain is pulling closer to Obama because of their last debate. The reason why you ask? well ill tell you it seems that more people that make 55,000 or less now want McCain? The reason because they say when they own their own business and make 250,000 a year they don't want to be taxed more! WOW will someone please tell these stupid people that they are never going to make that much money. Cmon people we all don't even know if we can keep our jobs in this economy anymore. It just blows my mind! I just cant believe we cant "share the wealth" that McCain speaks of? Why not? I promise you people, that if you ever make more than 250,00 which you probably wont(95% of Americans don't) your not going to mind paying extra taxes. Obama wants to tax people that take extra 17 million dollar bonuses and go buy yachts and put this country in debt! It's not "Joe the Plumber" shut up McCain.. It drives me nuts.. It's times like this that im glad our country does not trust the American people to elect our president! No body is going to say it so I will. People, the American dream does not exist anymore! You can't get 250,00 dollars a year without an education, and you can't get an education without student loans, and you can't make any money because your paying off student loans! Unless you have a rich daddy or you come from money, your not going to make 250,000 dollars a year. So come on people lets be smart. If your going to vote for McCain that's fine, but just don't say it's because your going to make 250,000 bucks one day. I love you all, please comment and tell me what you think

Bailout Plan

Instead of bailing out those greedy people who will probably will just buy another house or take a 17 million dollar bonus, listen to my proposal. How about we give every adult over 18 200 k?? I ask you what would you do with your cut? Pay off bills, buy a house, put a bunch of it in the bank,? Now wouldn't that fix everything? banks would get there money everyone upside down in there house would pay it off.. so there you go please comment and tell me what you think about this. And remember to vote for Griffin 08!

Portland

Hello my faithful readers, sorry about the delay in my writings. Its good to be back in the blogging world! This is the first time i have gotten to blog on my new computer that my parents bought for me, thanks guys your the best! I wont talk about the drive or the party that my family had because it was about a month ago and 17,000 peeps have already talked about it. I will however talk about what I've been up to. Well I started school on September 22 at the local community college(apparently i didn't have enough foreign language experience for the big school of Portland State), and i love it! Its freaking sweet its been so long since I've been to school and i never would have thought that I would say that I love it.... Weird.... Mondays and Wednesdays I have math and writing, and Tuesdays Español (did you know that the H is silent in Spanish?) I just got a job at Nordstroms in the mall its right down the road from me. Retail is ok it just will work great so i can go to school in the mornings and work in the evening.

I live in the Sandy of Utah, Tigard Oregon its a suburb of Portland with a sweet mall and just more my style. I am really close to everything school is about 10 min away and work is about 3 min away. Surprisingly not very many bums in the city of tigard, lots of trees but no bums for those of you that have visited the great north west its probably hard to believe but its true! Well kids i really dont have much else to say, what can i say im a man of few words. So Im going to end this post as if i won a Grammy. Thanks to all the people who helped us move! Mom,Scott,Rusty,Collette,Randy,Annie,Jenni,Lynn and Amanda's best friend Amy! A special thanks to Rusty and Collette who put us up for a while and continue to feed us every Sunday and Monday! All you guys are the bomb dot com!

Stewart Scott

I love watching sports center but i hate watching Stewart Scott! Someone needs to tell stew scott as i like to call him, that he's not 50 cent and oh ya you suck at your job! Stew Scott talks like he's from Compton but grew up on the good side of North Carolina. He has as much street cred as Clay Aiken. And that is all Kids Short but sweet

Lehi Wendy's

Right away i bet half of you know what this blog will be about just from the title... Lehi wendy's is the worst fast food establishment ever!! Yes this is a bold statement but i'm sticking to my guns.. How many of you have gone inside and ordered food?? It might be the most frustrating thing on the face of the earth! So the other day me and my friend Chad aka scrotum were in line, there was only one family ahead of us so we thought oh this won't be to bad.. Wrong!! Most fast food places will take your order give you a number and call it when food is done (or bring you your food.. Carl's Jr) But wendy's will wait and get all your food on the trey before they even take the next person's order... And of course the person is just standing there which is probably making the worker's very uncomfortable.. So the family orders all of the employees are running around like chicken's with there heads cut off! Now keep in mind we are the only people behind this family.. So a dad and like 7 kids under 5 come in and stand right next to us. Finally the order is done and the lady looks right at this guy and says can I take your order.. WTF!? And to make it worse the guy starts ordering.. The only thing i could do was laugh and say let's go across the street to Macdonald's!! Now i never want to work at a place like this but i always say to myself i bet if i managed this place i could turn it around, and one day when im old and rich i think ill make my way back to lehi wendy's and see if i can make it a little better!!( Sorry about run on sentences but i had to make my point!!)

Weeding Out The Middle Man!!

So i was gonna wait one month to the day to write the next blog but couldn't wait... Yesterday after my softball game(my team won 9-8) I went to taco bell, i ordered a number 6 its what i have gotten for years( im afraid of change) $8.25 the lady said... wow are you kidding me when i was in high school and we used to go there it was $5.30!! I know 3 dollars and im crying!! Am i getting to that age where i can remember that everything used to be cheaper?? Or is it that in the last few years everything has gotten so expensive... That's where the title of this blog comes from... With prices like this pretty soon there will be no middle class.. your either gonna be poor or rich no more middle man!! Does it scare anyone else that in Manhattan they have started taking euro's in store's because the dollar is worth nothing anymore?? What is the cause of this?? I wish i knew how the economy works but i really have no clue so i have no answers for anyone... When i turned 16 and started driving gas was $1.30 and that was only 8 yrs ago!! Tell me if im wrong (and i probably am) can't someone just tell the oil companies that gas is going to be 2 bucks a gallon and tough if you don't like it?? I know we have all heard this a million times... and gas will keep going up and i guess im fine with that.. but when it messes with my taco bell prices that's when i start getting upset!!

E! Channel

Last night before i went to bed i was surfing the dish for something to watch.... I came across the E! channel(114).. The show was E! investigates prom nightmare's!! So the title caught my attention so of course i tuned in... It told stories about all these kids in high school that had nightmare prom's, from girls getting taken advantage of, to kids that died of alcohol poising.. and in true E! channel form they of course interview all the people's family involved.. When i got done watching this i was so scared to go to prom!! Wow its a good thing that i have already gone... Then i realized that was the dumbest thing I've ever watched on TV!! Wanna know what the scariest thing that i experienced prom night?? Running out of gas in my car.. Leave it to the E channel to make me scared to go to prom wow i hate that!! Oh it gets better.. E! top 20 moments going postal!! That's what was next.. Top 20 moments of people that do random shootings?!?!? Wow now we are ranking shootings?? The only thing i want a countdown of is casey cassem counting down songs of the week!! Columbine was 2nd Virgina Tech was number 1... Hey people if we stop covering this maybe these stupid things will stop!! Now some kid is watching this saying to himself i can be number 1 thanks E channel!!! I could go on and on about this.. They have more E investigates kidnappings.. E investigates love behind bars... E investigates spring break nightmare's? When does it stop?? Oh ya when people like me stop watching this stupid stuff... So today will be the day i stop with those E investigates.... Just show me the soup!!

Media

Today before i went to work me and my sister jenni went to lunch at the rumbi grill... Its a nice little island grill with some sweet eats including my favorite rice chicken bowl!! It was brought to my attention that in the year 2003 the rumbi grill was supposed to cater a party for Elizabeth Smart for graduating the 9th grade... but was canceled because of her kidnapping... So of course the media was on top of things but nobody from the family or the police were talking to them... So they got desperate, They went straight to the rumbi grill and started interviewing these people that work for them asking them if they knew anything or if they had seen anything, and this was on the news?? Of course nobody knew what had happen so this story went no where!! This got me thinking how much stupid stuff do we see on the news every night??

Paparazzi!!

I don't know who to blame this on the actual people of the paparazzi or everyone that is obsessed with celebrities!! Hey TMZ i don't give a shit that Eva Longoria is at starbucks and she ordered a carmel coffee!?!? In fact who does care?? How is this show even on TV?? I don't care that Brittney Spears is walking down the street, why do people care!!! These people don't know you why are you so interested in there life?? You wanna know why she ran over your foot because you wont move your fat ass so she can drive... Who can i blame for this craziness?? My girlfriend who cant stop reading people.com?? My sister in law who is addicted to perez hilton.com??? Oh and don't get me started on people who take sides... And i quote"I like this song but i don't like ray jay because he said Reggie Bush is getting his sloppy seconds!" Hey stop taking Reggie Bush's side who cares!! You wanna know what celebrity completes me.. Flavor Flave just show me who he picks so i can be done with this madness!!!

Stupid Man!!

Well i thought id give this blog thing a chance, and talk about something that everyone who knows me always hears me say...

I hate commercials that all they do is rag on men and how stupid they are!!! For example have you ever seen the one where the lady hates her living room and always is moving things around and buying new things, trying to put her finger on what is wrong?? And finally at the end she realizes that its her stupid husband that needs a change..? Of course her husband is being lazy and just sitting on the couch the whole time she is doing this, and is in dirty jeans with holes in them and looks as though he has not showered in a week!! So she takes her stupid man and she cut's his hair wipes the cuss out his eyes maybe showers him and gets him new clothes WTF??? So then on TNT is the Nba playoffs right? TNT maybe has 4 sponsors(im not lying) so they cycle these commercials every time there is one... When they don't have regular one's they plug there own shows.. Nothing wrong with that everyone does it.. Well that brings me to my next stupid man.. The Bill Engval show!! Wow are you kidding me?? I will never understand why any of those guys from the blue collar thing are famous?? So bill engval is going through the bathroom and asking his wife what all this stuff is in the closet.. She says all of her makeup items, Well he looks at her as if she were speaking a different language... So she realizes that he is a stupid man so she says" Paint, Spakle, and Oil" and then he understands her?? Of course the studio audience dies in laughter!?!? Is that funny?

Look I realize that women buy most things thats why all of these commercials are for them but i have a hard time believing that when these do come on they say, Wow that's just like my stupid husband he doesn't know what mascara is and he has no idea how to dress himself...