Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Tales from the job..

So I'm sitting around doing homework and i decided to take a break and write a little blog. I have worked at my place of business for about 4 or 5 months, and I thought i would share some of my strangest moments and moments that really make me upset!

Two weeks before Christmas we closed the doors early and set up for a "special event", red carpet was laid out champagne bottles were pooped the fanciest food you could imagine were served. Why you ask? It was a private shopping event for the "high rollers" who spend a lot of money. So they all lined up outside the door and when we opened up they all filed in, on both sides of the aisle were people dressed up in suits and ties serving beer,wine and champagne. Men and Women were dressed like they were going to the best place in town to eat, I had never seen anything like it in my life! Now I'm sure we have all been in a casino and seen how much money drunk people gamble, now triple that with rich housewives buying clothes for themselves and for others! In 2 hrs i had sold about 3 grand and been hit on about 100 times by 40 yr old women. We were about to close when a lady was shopping for her son who was 19, about 20 min later she had bought 2,000 bucks worth of clothes, all for her son (and all from me..score). It got me thinking who are these peeps that can just drop 2 chips on their son (just on clothes). I'm not mad because i walked away with about 350 buck in about 4 hrs!!

Now I know at the place where I work we pretty much will return everything, but I can't believe how lame people are!! Everyone who reads this please don't do the following! Please don't return a pair of jeans you bought 2 yrs ago and they won't fit because you have lost or gained weight!! Yes this happens all the time!! And the dumb thing is that we probably would take it back! Call me crazy but if I had that problem I would probably take it to goodwill, desert industries or give it away!! It amazes me that people have the balls to do that. Please don't return jeans that you yourself ripped by jumping a fence that's your own fault if your gonna jump fences in 200 dollar pair of jeans you deserve to have them ripped!!!

I had a guy return a leather jacket this weekend because when he bought it he didn't know that it was made in china. And he exchanged it for a more expensive one made in America. When I asked him why he would pay 100 bucks more for pretty much the same jacket he said " I don't mind spending more to keep jobs in America" I thought that was the coolest story anyone had ever told me after returning something. So you crazy people think of that the next time you buy 30 dollar jeans!! HAHAHA I love you all and goodnight!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Jeans anyone

I just want to know how much did you pay for your most expensive jeans! I know it sounds weird but it's an experiment that I'm doing! So don't be shy and speak on it! Oh and don't worry im still alive and to those people that keep asking me that, here is and idea.. get on a plane and come see me! Half of my family fly's free!